Thread: Zoo Funny
07-29-2007, 10:05 AM #1
- Join Date
- Dec 2006
- Franklinton. La
It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife
are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute,
loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing
jeans and a T-shirt.
The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through
the ape exhibit,they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla.
Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (No pun intended) He jumps up
the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and
his chest with his free hand.
He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.
husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He
suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband
she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does,
and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake
Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall
to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear
the bars down.
"Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it
at him." he says....this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now
Then the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the
door to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door
shut. "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."Introduce a kid to the outdoors, the American way depends on it
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07-29-2007, 02:23 PM #2
07-29-2007, 04:32 PM #3
not where I thought that was going........hey smokes do you give this the Smokes seal of approval???
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07-30-2007, 03:36 PM #4
Got to copy this off and leave it to be found...
07-30-2007, 03:39 PM #5
- Join Date
- May 2006
- in Dixie Home of the Brave and land of the Free
[QUOTE=BOWMAN;54529]not where I thought that was going........hey smokes do you give this the Smokes seal of approval???
Oh my Goodness!
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07-30-2007, 10:11 PM #6
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