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    Default The talking dog

    A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills .

    Cowboy: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

    Indian: "Dog no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

    Dog: "Doin' all right."

    Indian: (Look of shock!)

    Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian.)

    Dog: "Yep."

    Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food
    and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

    Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

    Indian: "Horse no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

    Horse: "Cool."

    Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

    Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian.)

    Horse: "Yep."

    Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me brushes me down often,
    and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."

    Indian: (Look of total amazement)

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

    Indian: "Sheep lie."

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    Oh my lord....


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    now that's funny

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    sooooooo fluffy and soft...........


    Best joke i've heard in a long time!

    Jim
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    Joke of the month award .

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