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    Default 'potentially' and 'realistically'

    A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
    "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

    The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
    she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your
    sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and
    then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
    dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

    So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
    Pitt for a million dollars?"

    The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that
    money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"

    The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
    Pitt for a million dollars?"

    The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would
    sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"

    The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
    Pitt for a million dollars?"

    "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million
    bucks would buy?"

    The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
    dad.

    His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
    'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

    The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
    million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers
    and a future congressman."

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