There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally,
and by hand.

This virus is called Worm Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via
any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote
known as Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome
Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have
five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling
your life