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    Default Nun And The Bus Stop

    There was a nun standing at the bus stop waiting for the bus. As she turns around she sees a fortune telling machine. It says for a quarter it will tell your age, weight, job, and fortune. She puts in a quarter, and the machine prints out: YOU ARE 42 YRS. OLD, YOU WEIGH 142 LBS, YOU ARE A NUN, AND IF YOU LIFT YOUR LEFT LEG YOU WILL PASS GAS. As she lifts her leg she farts. Thinking this is just a good guess she inserts another quater. The machine prints out: YOU ARE 42 YRS OLD YOU WEIGH 142 LBS, YOU ARE A NUN, AND IF YOU LIFT YOUR RIGHT LEG YOU WILL PASS GAS. As she lift her leg she farts again. Now she thinks this is really cute, so she inserts a third quarter. The machine prints out: YOU ARE 42 YRS. OLD, YOU WEIGH 142 LBS, YOU ARE A NUN, AND WHILE YOU WERE FARTING AROUND YOU MISSED YOUR BUS!!!!
    Is it hunting season yet?

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