I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 34 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no money and slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a hot good looking 22 year old. Now, we have a beautiful house, two nice cars, king size bed, money and a 50" screenTV, but I'm sleeping with a 56 year old woman. "It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 22 year old beautiful girl to sleep with, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, with no car, no money, and sleeping on a sofa bed.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis...