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    Default I will see your political correctness and raise you......

    Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

    You must now refer to them as "APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS."

    And furthermore;

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
    1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

    2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

    3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

    4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

    5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

    6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."


    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

    2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

    3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

    4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

    5 He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

    6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE
    I cut things up and split them down!

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