Three hillbillies were sitting around complaining about how dumb their wives were. The first one says, "My wife is so dumb, she went out and bought a new dishwasher, and we don't even have running water." The second one says, "Oh yeah, my wife is so dumb, she went out and bought a brand new t.v., and we don't even have electricity!" To which the third one replied, "Oh yeah, well my wife is so dumb she has a couple condoms in her purse, and she doesn't even have a dk!"