Thread: Crabby Wife
10-10-2007, 07:37 AM #1
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage
man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,"
said one trooper.
"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news,
some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five
pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her ."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
10-10-2007, 09:14 AM #2
10-10-2007, 10:19 AM #3
10-10-2007, 11:30 AM #4
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Funny funny funnyIT'S NOT ABOUT THE KILLIN, IT'S ABOUT THE GRILLIN
10-10-2007, 11:54 AM #5
10-10-2007, 09:10 PM #6
10-10-2007, 09:23 PM #7I cut things up and split them down!
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