A little American Indian boy asked his father, the big
chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it
that we always have long names, while the white men
have shorter names like Bill, Tex or Sam?"

His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a
symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture not like the
white men, who live all together and repeat their
names from generation to generation. Also, it is part
of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive.

For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon
Over The Lake, because on the night she was born,
there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.

Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the
Prairies, because he was born on a day that the big
white horse who gallops over the prairies of the world
appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity
to live and the life force of our people. It's very
simple and easy to understand.

Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom
Made in China?