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    Senior Member Liv2Bowhunt's Avatar
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    Default Little Johnny

    One day while in class, the teacher asked who could correctly use the word definately in a sentence.
    Susie raised her hand and said " the sky is definately blue". "Good try" replied her teacher, but sometimes the sky has other shades of colors in it.
    Mark raised his hand next and said " the grass is definately green". " Good try" replied the teacher, but sometimes the grass dies and turns brown.
    Little Johnny raised his hand and asked said to the teacher " does a fart have lumps"? "No""! replied the teacher. " Then I definately my pants" said Little Johnny.

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    Senior Member Werd's Avatar
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    old. but thanks for the update
    "I have a passion for whitetail deer, not a passion for killing them. The fact that I deer hunt does not make me their enemy, but their guardian."
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    IChim2 and he's a shooter IChim2's Avatar
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    Doe Run Mo,south east Missouri

    Default oldie but goodie..

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    I pray for you! BUNNYMAN's Avatar
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    I cut things up and split them down!

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