Thread: Little Johnny
10-15-2007, 10:22 AM #1
One day while in class, the teacher asked who could correctly use the word definately in a sentence.
Susie raised her hand and said " the sky is definately blue". "Good try" replied her teacher, but sometimes the sky has other shades of colors in it.
Mark raised his hand next and said " the grass is definately green". " Good try" replied the teacher, but sometimes the grass dies and turns brown.
Little Johnny raised his hand and asked said to the teacher " does a fart have lumps"? "No""! replied the teacher. " Then I definately my pants" said Little Johnny.
10-15-2007, 08:26 PM #2
old. but thanks for the update"I have a passion for whitetail deer, not a passion for killing them. The fact that I deer hunt does not make me their enemy, but their guardian."
I play snake
10-16-2007, 10:14 PM #3
..an oldie but goodie..
10-16-2007, 10:26 PM #4I cut things up and split them down!