Thread: police dog wanted
10-22-2007, 05:06 PM #1
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- Monroe, WI
police dog wanted
On a hot summer day, a red-neck came into town with his dog. He tied the
dog under the shade of a tree and went in to the bar for a cold beer.
About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned
the dog tied under the tree. The red-neck said that it was his. The
policeman said "Your dog seems to! be in heat." The redneck replies, "No
way dog's in heat--she's cool cause I got 'er tied under the shade of
The policeman says, "No! You don't understand--your dogs needs to be
bred. "No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, shes not
hungry, cause I fed her beef jerky this mornin'"
Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to
understand. Your dog wants to have sex!"
The redneck looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a police
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10-22-2007, 10:50 PM #5"I have a passion for whitetail deer, not a passion for killing them. The fact that I deer hunt does not make me their enemy, but their guardian."
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10-22-2007, 10:53 PM #6
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