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    Default police dog wanted

    On a hot summer day, a red-neck came into town with his dog. He tied the
    dog under the shade of a tree and went in to the bar for a cold beer.
    About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned
    the dog tied under the tree. The red-neck said that it was his. The
    policeman said "Your dog seems to! be in heat." The redneck replies, "No
    way dog's in heat--she's cool cause I got 'er tied under the shade of
    the tree."
    The policeman says, "No! You don't understand--your dogs needs to be
    bred. "No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, shes not
    hungry, cause I fed her beef jerky this mornin'"
    Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to
    understand. Your dog wants to have sex!"
    The redneck looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a police
    dog!"

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    Hey Louie...nice avatar...
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    Quote Originally Posted by brokenarrow View Post



    Hey Louie...nice avatar...
    thats what im going to need here soon =] just a joke....please nobody dont take that offensivly...bunnyman im sorry if it bothers you...
    "I have a passion for whitetail deer, not a passion for killing them. The fact that I deer hunt does not make me their enemy, but their guardian."
    I play snake

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrewTheMighty View Post
    thats what im going to need here soon =] just a joke....please nobody dont take that offensivly...bunnyman im sorry if it bothers you...
    Yeah if ya got a herd of 50 it would be in order only if tha state laws advocate.
    Now quite messin' with tha Bman.



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