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  1. #1
    Why be Normal bill10418's Avatar
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    Default These are REAL 911 Calls!

    Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
    Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
    Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
    Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
    Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
    Dispatcher : Excuse me?
    Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwi ch and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
    Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
    Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!

    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
    Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
    Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
    Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
    Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
    Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I' m not stupid.

    My Personal Favorite!!!
    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
    Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
    Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
    Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

    And the winner is..........

    Dispatcher: 9-1-1
    Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
    Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
    Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
    Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
    Caller: No
    Dispa tcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
    Caller: Running from the Police
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    I pray for you! BUNNYMAN's Avatar
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    I cut things up and split them down!

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    Senior Member longcut36's Avatar
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    hard to believe these are real calls

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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    hard to believe these are real calls
    not really now days, people do the darnest things anymore.......

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    Bisquit....... BowhuntnHoosier's Avatar
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    I totally believe all of those.

    Have you ever stood back and listened to some of the people at the mall??? Reall winners and the scary thing is they are breeding.


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    My little huntin buddy Josh_Putman's Avatar
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    Kind of like walking around at the county fair. The weirdo's really come out of the woodwork then. Makes you wonder where they hide the rest of the year.
    Artificial intelligence will never beat natural stupidity.

    The greatest thing I had accomplished in my life was serving my country, until I became a dad.

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