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    Senior Member Southernfryedyankee's Avatar
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    Default get a change of underwear for this one

    An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
    last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

    Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
    latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed
    with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
    In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the
    bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

    A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
    started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get
    the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled
    pile at his feet.

    As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
    sheets, a hospital security guard, barely containing his laughter,
    and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the
    heck is going on here?"

    The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the out
    of a ghost."
    Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

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    get'n rid of target panic STRO's Avatar
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    now that is fr*******kn hillarious

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    I pray for you! BUNNYMAN's Avatar
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    the Hutch


    I cut things up and split them down!

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    Too good, it hurts!!!

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