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10-26-2011, 09:47 AM
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Location: virginia
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why I missed that easy shot.
what is your favorite excuse when you miss a target. I think it would be nice to have a list of excuses with numbers. when you miss look at the list and call out a number. would save a lot of time. here are some of mine.
1 gnat got in my eye 2 sun got in my eyes 3 that guys after shave lotion got in my eyes 4 dont shoot good with shoes on ( for rednecks only) 5 that girl in the shorts distracted me. 6 forgot my meds hope I dont get to wild. 7 that bear over there made me nervous 8
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10-26-2011, 11:25 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: In the horn of Michigan
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8. Who bumped my elbow
9. I was worried about my beer spilling that I set on the ground. 10. Dang it! I though I threw that bent arrow away. 11. I'm use to shooting at things under water. (for Carpy) 12. I had peanut butter stuck to the roof of my mouth putting my anchor point off. 13. and last but not least my personal favority......The wind was blowing  14........
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10-26-2011, 12:07 PM
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14 nervous today. wife found out about girl friend
15 nervous today. girl friend found out about wife 16 really nervous today. girl friend husband found out about me. 17 see double must have my wife glasses on. 18 that guy with the pink bow winked at me. 19 was that Westy 20
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10-26-2011, 07:23 PM
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Recycle archer
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
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A little known fact !
Westy , was too close to pull his bow back after nocking his arrow , at point blank range while 3 D shooting and that already dead target got away !
Smile Westy , cause " Jesus " loves you ! 
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Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine !  I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it ! 
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10-27-2011, 02:32 AM
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Location: Cleveland Australia
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Quote:
 I'm not mad but GFY's!!!!!!
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10-27-2011, 03:10 AM
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Recycle archer
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
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A little known fact !
As long as the " Big Guy " likes you , you got it made , I think !
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Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine ! I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it !
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