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Old 03-08-2012, 03:34 PM   #1
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My wife was in the bathroom for hours getting ready to go out.

When finally the door swung open and she said, "Honestly, do I look fat in this?"
I replied, "Yes love, but to be fair, it's only a small bathroom.
I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

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Old 03-08-2012, 05:02 PM   #2
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That's funny you would'nt get away with that over here our ladies dont have too much of a sence of humor about the weight issue when i was married to the devil i told her her butt made her butt look big needless to say i saw very little of it for a while

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