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Old 07-29-2012, 04:25 PM   #1
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Default New Ford Truck

Nothing like a Ford Truck.

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, petrol, or E10.

I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
Came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Arsehole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,

Ladies and gentlemen,
An address from
The President of the



Damn I love this truck....
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Old 07-29-2012, 08:19 PM   #2
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Now thats funny..........about fell off my chair . no i am not drinkin .........
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