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Old 03-05-2013, 06:52 PM   #1
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I started one of these a few years ago on another site. it's a big time saver. enter your favorite excuse for when you miss. then when you goof just call out a number.

1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun in my eyes
3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water.
4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only)
5 I just plain out suck.
6 stars not align right.
7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release.
8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild.
9 wrong release.
10 worried. wife found out about girl friend
11 worried. girl friend found out about wife.
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Old 03-06-2013, 02:48 AM   #2
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Old 03-06-2013, 05:19 AM   #3
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[QUOTE=longcut36;336749]I started one of these a few years ago on another site. it's a big time saver. enter your favorite excuse for when you miss. then when you goof just call out a number.

1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun in my eyes
3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water.
4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only)
5 I just plain out suck.
6 stars not align right.
7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release.
8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild.
9 wrong release.
10 worried. wife found out about girl friend
11 worried. girl friend found out about wife.
12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me
13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me
14
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Old 03-06-2013, 05:43 AM   #4
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[QUOTE=longcut36;336762][QUOTE=longcut36;336749]I started one of these a few years ago on another site. it's a big time saver. enter your favorite excuse for when you miss. then when you goof just call out a number.

1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun in my eyes
3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water.
4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only)
5 I just plain out suck.
6 stars not align right.
7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release.
8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild.
9 wrong release.
10 worried. wife found out about girl friend
11 worried. girl friend found out about wife.
12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me
13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me
14 arrow rest loose
15 sight loose
16
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Old 03-07-2013, 09:47 AM   #6
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[QUOTE=longcut36;336763][QUOTE=longcut36;336762][QUOTE=longcut36;336749]I started one of these a few years ago on another site. it's a big time saver. enter your favorite excuse for when you miss. then when you goof just call out a number.

1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun in my eyes
3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water.
4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only)
5 I just plain out suck.
6 stars not align right.
7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release.
8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild.
9 wrong release.
10 worried. wife found out about girl friend
11 worried. girl friend found out about wife.
12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me
13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me
14 arrow rest loose
15 sight loose
16 need a new string. who makes a good one.
17 girl in short shorts distracted me
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1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun in my eyes
3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water.
4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only)
5 I just plain out suck.
6 stars not align right.
7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release.
8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild.
9 wrong release.
10 worried. wife found out about girl friend
11 worried. girl friend found out about wife.
12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me
13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me
14 arrow rest loose
15 sight loose
16 need a new string. who makes a good one.
17 girl in short shorts distracted me
18 MIL dress fell off and now were all unwell!!!
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Old 03-07-2013, 04:46 PM   #8
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[QUOTE=Westy;336801]1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun in my eyes
3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water.
4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only)
5 I just plain out suck.
6 stars not align right.
7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release.
8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild.
9 wrong release.
10 worried. wife found out about girl friend
11 worried. girl friend found out about wife.
12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me
13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me
14 arrow rest loose
15 sight loose
16 need a new string. who makes a good one.
17 girl in short shorts distracted me
18 MIL dress fell off and now were all unwell
19 forgot contact lens
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Old 03-07-2013, 03:24 AM   #10
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I started one of these a few years ago on another site. it's a big time saver. enter your favorite excuse for when you miss. then when you goof just call out a number.

1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun in my eyes
3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water.
4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only)
5 I just plain out suck.
6 stars not align right.
7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release.
8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild.
9 wrong release.
10 worried. wife found out about girl friend
11 worried. girl friend found out about wife.
12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me
13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me
14
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:54 PM   #11
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you call this bunch friends. .............
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