I'm thinking; roaste him in some brine and liquid smoke with seasoning.

You can eat him like pulled pork over rice. The state of MO says they are in the squirrel family and squirrel don't taste bad. Give it a shot.
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That look on my face is not concern, its shock at your utter stupidity!
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