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Old 10-20-2008, 11:52 AM   #1
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A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he notices a wall full of clocks. When he asks the angels what they are, they tell him they are "SIN CLOCKS." When you sin, the hand moves 1 notch. They show him Mother Theresa's clock...NEVER MOVED, thus she never sinned. They show him Abe Lincoln's clock...Moved 2 notches, thus he sinned twice. Well, the guy tells the angels that he is a Democrat and he wants to see OBAMA'S clock, they tell him....."His clock is in Jesus's room, He is using it as a ceiling fan!"

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