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Old 01-20-2007, 09:39 PM   #41
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57- I am a lover not a killer....
58- I was just educating the wildlife.....now can I have a teachers salary??
59- What???That is what I was aiming at...
60- The way the targets standing it's impossible to hit the score rings at this angle...
61- was that you?
62 - my pins are too bright/ dark - depending on the light
63- Ohhh nooo ! It's happenening again!
64 cap is to tight,make me dizzy.
65-contact lens in upside down?
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Old 01-20-2007, 10:00 PM   #42
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57- I am a lover not a killer....
58- I was just educating the wildlife.....now can I have a teachers salary??
59- What???That is what I was aiming at...
60- The way the targets standing it's impossible to hit the score rings at this angle...
61- was that you?
62 - my pins are too bright/ dark - depending on the light
63- Ohhh nooo ! It's happenening again!

64 cap is to tight,make me dizzy.
65-contact lens in upside down?
66- opthigeal-optimacoma ( Eye doctor's optical ... word) as in, "I have temporary opthigeal - optimacoma."

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Old 01-20-2007, 11:07 PM   #43
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57- I am a lover not a killer....
58- I was just educating the wildlife.....now can I have a teachers salary??
59- What???That is what I was aiming at...
60- The way the targets standing it's impossible to hit the score rings at this angle...
61- was that you?
62 - my pins are too bright/ dark - depending on the light
63- Ohhh nooo ! It's happenening again!

64 cap is to tight,make me dizzy.
65-contact lens in upside down?
66- opthigeal-optimacoma ( Eye doctor's optical ... word) as in, "I have temporary opthigeal - optimacoma."
67- range finder not working
68- range finder set for metrs not yards.........
69- still mad at the wife for nagging at me about shooting to much!!!
70- someone must have messed with my bow!!!!
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Old 01-21-2007, 01:28 AM   #44
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57- I am a lover not a killer....
58- I was just educating the wildlife.....now can I have a teachers salary??
59- What???That is what I was aiming at...
60- The way the targets standing it's impossible to hit the score rings at this angle...
61- was that you?
62 - my pins are too bright/ dark - depending on the light
63- Ohhh nooo ! It's happenening again!

64 cap is to tight,make me dizzy.
65-contact lens in upside down?
66- opthigeal-optimacoma ( Eye doctor's optical ... word) as in, "I have temporary opthigeal - optimacoma."
67- range finder not working
68- range finder set for metrs not yards.........
69- still mad at the wife for nagging at me about shooting to much!!!
70- someone must have messed with my bow!!!!
71- I over-compensated the guy at the pro shop

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Old 01-21-2007, 09:47 AM   #45
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72. Missed on purpose, felt bad for my shooting partner who already had 5 misses and used excuses number 4, 10, 22, 23, and 55.
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Old 01-21-2007, 10:12 AM   #46
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72. Missed on purpose, felt bad for my shooting partner who already had 5 misses and used excuses number 4, 10, 22, 23, and 55.
this is going to work out great, see how much time you saved by calling out the numbers. could also be used as and archery aid. when you goof up, look though the excuses,find out what happened and correct it.
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Old 01-21-2007, 10:21 AM   #47
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73- I'm tired, wife feeling frisky last night
74- I'm tired, girlfriend feeling frisky last night
75- I'm stressed, wife found out about girlfriend
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Old 01-21-2007, 12:04 PM   #48
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73- I'm tired, wife feeling frisky last night
74- I'm tired, girlfriend feeling frisky last night
75- I'm stressed, wife found out about girlfriend
That's funny!!!!!!


76- I'm overjoyed, found wife and girlfriend in bed together
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Old 01-21-2007, 12:24 PM   #49
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That's funny!!!!!!


76- I'm overjoyed, found wife and girlfriend in bed together
you might want to get some of those little blue pills.
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Old 01-21-2007, 02:43 PM   #50
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76- I'm overjoyed, found wife and girlfriend in bed together
no..... its....... now I am really overtired
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Old 01-21-2007, 02:45 PM   #51
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you might want to get some of those little blue pills.
that would bring up a whole nother bag of excuses......
the little blue pill got caught in my throat, now i have a stiff neck......

that damb blue pill now I am getting stabilizer/"package" interferance.....
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77- the heater is blowwing my arrows to the left / right..
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Old 01-21-2007, 05:26 PM   #54
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I shoot in a league where the heat for the place is a wood stove, its on one side of the range.....well this guy shows up to shoot and chooses to stand on that side of the range.....well he is continually shooting to the left.....he starts holloring that the heat from the wood stove is throwing off his shots.....well we laughed so hard, it was the first and last time he ever shot the league....
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Old 01-24-2007, 07:16 PM   #55
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Now the more honest ones:
78- I always pull to the left when I anticipate the shot - hit X when surprised
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79-had a tooth pulled change anchor point
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Old 01-26-2007, 10:58 PM   #57
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checking out the chic at the pool
annon. /freind of lefteye says thats what happened. true
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wow list of good things their that ive had happen or put blame on...... 1,2,5,6,7,8,13,14,17,24,44 and 50 so far........ so much for this being easy!!! good stuff peeps!!
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Old 01-28-2007, 08:38 AM   #59
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80-checking out the chick at the pool
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Old 01-28-2007, 09:00 AM   #60
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81-snake fell out of tree.
this really happened.2 years ago we were waiting for the group in front of us to shoot. all of a sudden a tree rat went crazy in a big tall hickory. we looked up and a big black snake was falling out of the tree. hit about 8 feet to the right of us. needless to say, we checked the trees after that.
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