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Old 03-03-2009, 05:46 PM   #1
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Default now and then how stupid have we become!

SCHOOL*--*1958 vs. 2008

Jack goes quail hunting before school,*
pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.*
1958 -*Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun,*
********* goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.*
2008 -School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail*
********* and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselor called in*
********* for traumatized students and teachers.*

Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.*
1958 -*Crowd gathers. Mark wins.*
********* Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.*
2008 -*Police calle d, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.*
********* Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it*

Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.*
1958 -*Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal.*
********* Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.*
2008 -*Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.*
*****& amp; nbsp;*** Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state*
********* because Jeffrey has a disability.*

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car*
and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.*
1958 -*Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal,*
********* goes to colle ge, and becomes a successful businessman.*
2008 -*Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse.**
********* Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang.**
********* State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers*
********* being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.**
********* Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.*

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.*
1958 -*Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.*
2008 -*Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.*
**&am p;nb sp;****** Car searched for drugs and weapons.*

Pedro fails high school English.*
1958 -*Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.*
2008 -*Pedro's cause is taken up by state.*
********* Newspaper articles appear nationally*
********* explaining that teaching English as a requiremen t for graduation is racist.*
********* ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system*
********* and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum.**
********* Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English..*

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July,*
puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.*
1958 -*Ants die.*
2008-*BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called.*
********* Johnny charged with* domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents,*
********* siblings removed from home, computers confiscated,*
********* Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list*
********* and is never allowed to fly again.

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.*
He is found crying by his teacher, Mary.* Mary hugs him to comfort him.*
1958 -*In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.*
2008 -*Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.*
********* She faces 3 years in State Prison.**
********* Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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Old 03-04-2009, 02:50 PM   #2
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It's scary how close to reality these really are!
Artificial intelligence will never beat natural stupidity.

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Old 03-05-2009, 06:16 PM   #3
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Some crazy but true stuff right there.

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Old 03-05-2009, 10:10 PM   #4
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sadly enough this is kinda true
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Old 03-06-2009, 01:04 AM   #5
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see what happend in the 40-50 years liberals have tried to run our country.
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:23 AM   #6
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