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Old 02-12-2007, 08:56 PM   #1
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>>> SPORTSMANLIKE GESTURE
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>>> Two deer hunters were standing on a ridge near a highway in rural
>>> Minnesota on the opening day of deer season. They both saw a
>>> trophy-class buck meandering towards them. As the one hunter raised
>>> his gun to shoot, a funeral procession came slowly by.
>>> The hunter lowered his gun, took off his hat, and stood with his head
>>> bowed until the procession was past. Of course by then, the deer was
>>> long gone.
>>> The other hunter exclaimed "Wow! That was the most sportsmanlike act
>>> I've ever seen! You allowed this trophy buck to escape while showing
>>> such compassion and kindness toward someone's dearly departed. You are
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>>> a great humanitarian and a shining example to sportsmen throughout the
>>
>>> world!"
>>> The first hunter nodded and said; "Well, we were married for 42
>>> years".
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Old 02-12-2007, 09:02 PM   #2
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>>> SPORTSMANLIKE GESTURE
>>>
>>> Two deer hunters were standing on a ridge near a highway in rural
>>> Minnesota on the opening day of deer season. They both saw a
>>> trophy-class buck meandering towards them. As the one hunter raised
>>> his gun to shoot, a funeral procession came slowly by.
>>> The hunter lowered his gun, took off his hat, and stood with his head
>>> bowed until the procession was past. Of course by then, the deer was
>>> long gone.
>>> The other hunter exclaimed "Wow! That was the most sportsmanlike act
>>> I've ever seen! You allowed this trophy buck to escape while showing
>>> such compassion and kindness toward someone's dearly departed. You are
>>
>>> a great humanitarian and a shining example to sportsmen throughout the
>>
>>> world!"
>>> The first hunter nodded and said; "Well, we were married for 42
>>> years".

this belongs in the hunting section.....oh wait it is about gun hunting so it belongs in off topic.....
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Old 02-12-2007, 09:13 PM   #3
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this belongs in the hunting section.....oh wait it is about gun hunting so it belongs in off topic.....
I really did look for a good section and I must have not seen where it went. So I just plugged it in here. Maybe just maybe it will get somebodys goat> HS
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Old 02-12-2007, 09:15 PM   #4
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I really did look for a good section and I must have not seen where it went. So I just plugged it in here. Maybe just maybe it will get somebodys goat> HS
but what if dredly only has sheep???
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Old 02-12-2007, 09:29 PM   #5
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Well maybe I could do some real hard preaching about how the goats always have a much better time enjoying the risque things of this life and get them converted. Wow what a preacher I would be, Just like Uncle Ben, He converted rice ya know. HS
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Old 02-12-2007, 10:23 PM   #6
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but what if dredly only has sheep???
You are so "BAAAAAAAD"
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That's a good one Smokes...
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:00 AM   #8
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Old 02-13-2007, 01:12 PM   #9
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
I love it, love it, love it.
Now that'll preach. HS
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Old 02-13-2007, 02:46 PM   #10
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Classic...Have to try that one...
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Old 02-14-2007, 08:47 AM   #11
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>>
>>> SPORTSMANLIKE GESTURE
>>>
>>> Two deer hunters were standing on a ridge near a highway in rural
>>> Minnesota on the opening day of deer season. They both saw a
>>> trophy-class buck meandering towards them. As the one hunter raised
>>> his gun to shoot, a funeral procession came slowly by.
>>> The hunter lowered his gun, took off his hat, and stood with his head
>>> bowed until the procession was past. Of course by then, the deer was
>>> long gone.
>>> The other hunter exclaimed "Wow! That was the most sportsmanlike act
>>> I've ever seen! You allowed this trophy buck to escape while showing
>>> such compassion and kindness toward someone's dearly departed. You are
>>
>>> a great humanitarian and a shining example to sportsmen throughout the
>>
>>> world!"
>>> The first hunter nodded and said; "Well, we were married for 42
>>> years".
I heard this one couple of years ago but the funeral procession was driving by a golf course.

Bowman you are not going to get the favorite nephew award.
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Classic...Have to try that one...
Why are you aunts bothering you agian? Hs
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