9 Months Later

[clemenlp]

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they
loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours,
they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm
and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the
night.

'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have
this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained.
'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in
the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The
lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for
the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their
way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected
letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he
finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow
he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you
remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski
holiday up north about 9 months ago?'

'Yes, I do.' said Bob

'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the
night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes !,' Bob said, a little embarrassed about
being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name instead of
telling her your name?'

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm
sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'

'She just died and left me EVERYTHING.'

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't
you?... you know you smiled...now keep that smile for the rest of the day!

[SinGin]

Ya, You got me on that one.

[WCH]

Had me fooled