Here's Fridays bad joke of the day.
A psychiatrist was administering a Rorschach inkblot test to his patient. The doctor showed the first blot and asked what it resembled.
"That's two poodles having sex," replied the patient.
To the second inkblot, the patient said, "That's a naked gal leaning out a window, telling all the men who go by to come in and have sex with her."
The doctor showed him the third inkblot.
"That's a pair of crotchless underpants," the patient said.
Unable to withstand this any longer, the doctor blurted out, "You have a filthy, disgusting mind!"
"Look who's talking!" the patient cried. "You're the one with all the dirty pictures."
A man is as unhappy as he has convinced himself he is.