Horse's hind end
A man is sitting in a bar in Wyoming and far from home when President Barack Obama comes on TV.The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's hind end."
A local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the guy off his bar stool, then stomps out. He gets back up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer/
Shortly after, First Lady Michelle Obama appears on the TV. The same man looks at the TV and says, "She is a horse's hind end, too!"
Another local jumps up, punches him in the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again, and then he also stomps out of the bar.
The man gets back up, rubs his bruised cheek, looks at the bartender and woozily asks, "I take it this is Obama country?"
"Nope," replies the bartender. "Horse country."
A man is as unhappy as he has convinced himself he is.