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Old 04-20-2011, 10:03 AM   #1
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Default The new freshness department

A while ago a new supermarket opened in Topeka , KS ..

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant
thunder and the smell of fresh rain.






When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and
you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.






In the meat department there is the aroma of
charcoal-grilled steaks with onions.






When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle,
and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.






The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh-baked bread and cookies.


I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
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