Archery Forums 3DShoots.com
Find Archery Shoots near you  |   Advertise on 3DShoots.com

Go Back   Archery Forums 3DShoots.com > Clubhouse Lounge > Offtopic
Reload this Page Create a story game
 
Register FAQ Members List Social Groups Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
Page 3 of 6 12 3 45 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-01-2011, 08:03 PM   #81
Carpshooter
Recycle archer
 
Carpshooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
Posts: 13,746
Carpshooter will become famous soon enoughCarpshooter will become famous soon enough
Talking
Quote:
Originally Posted by poorman View Post
Imaginary unicorns. I am really afraid that ........
I may of been in a sexual relationship with , and
__________________
Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine !

I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it !
Carpshooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-02-2011, 06:48 AM   #82
Holy Smokes
Senior Member
 
Holy Smokes's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: in Dixie Home of the Brave and land of the Free
Posts: 6,686
Holy Smokes will become famous soon enoughHoly Smokes will become famous soon enough
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
I may of been in a sexual relationship with , and
guilty of beastlity
so i fell on my knees and
__________________



Switchback xt BYC LOOP- SHOOT NOW56# 385gr 2312 Eclipse 100gr Muzzy 256fps SEPTER RANGER STRINGS, 4th axis,335 jammers @ 61# =285 fps
Holy Smokes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-02-2011, 07:33 AM   #83
Gator eye
Senior Member
 
Gator eye's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: In the horn of Michigan
Posts: 7,113
Gator eye is a jewel in the roughGator eye is a jewel in the roughGator eye is a jewel in the roughGator eye is a jewel in the rough
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Holy Smokes View Post
guilty of beastlity
so i fell on my knees and

kept searching for my lost lotto ticket. As I dug in the dirt........
__________________
A man is as unhappy as he has convinced himself he is.

Enjoy
Gator eye is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-02-2011, 05:52 PM   #84
Carpshooter
Recycle archer
 
Carpshooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
Posts: 13,746
Carpshooter will become famous soon enoughCarpshooter will become famous soon enough
Talking
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
kept searching for my lost lotto ticket. As I dug in the dirt........
where I buried my X-friend Vern , as he might still have ....
__________________
Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine !

I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it !
Carpshooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-02-2011, 07:35 PM   #85
poorman
And thats no lie !
 
poorman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NW Ohio
Posts: 3,412
poorman has a spectacular aura aboutpoorman has a spectacular aura about
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
where I buried my X-friend Vern , as he might still have ....


that gold tooth that I can ............
__________________
That course was so easy I even missed a target !!
poorman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-02-2011, 07:42 PM   #86
Carpshooter
Recycle archer
 
Carpshooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
Posts: 13,746
Carpshooter will become famous soon enoughCarpshooter will become famous soon enough
Talking
Quote:
Originally Posted by poorman View Post
that gold tooth that I can ............
take down to those that buy gold items as seen ...
__________________
Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine !

I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it !
Carpshooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-03-2011, 06:58 AM   #87
Gator eye
Senior Member
 
Gator eye's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: In the horn of Michigan
Posts: 7,113
Gator eye is a jewel in the roughGator eye is a jewel in the roughGator eye is a jewel in the roughGator eye is a jewel in the rough
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
take down to those that buy gold items as seen ...


on TV. Vern was the only man I ever met that could............
__________________
A man is as unhappy as he has convinced himself he is.

Enjoy
Gator eye is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-03-2011, 04:02 PM   #88
Carpshooter
Recycle archer
 
Carpshooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
Posts: 13,746
Carpshooter will become famous soon enoughCarpshooter will become famous soon enough
Talking
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
on TV. Vern was the only man I ever met that could............
accept getting second hand gold teeth by some backalley dentist ...
__________________
Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine !

I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it !
Carpshooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-04-2011, 06:39 AM   #89
poorman
And thats no lie !
 
poorman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NW Ohio
Posts: 3,412
poorman has a spectacular aura aboutpoorman has a spectacular aura about
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
accept getting second hand gold teeth by some backalley dentist ...


He usually got his gold from other .........
__________________
That course was so easy I even missed a target !!
poorman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-04-2011, 07:06 AM   #90
Carpshooter
Recycle archer
 
Carpshooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
Posts: 13,746
Carpshooter will become famous soon enoughCarpshooter will become famous soon enough
Talking
Quote:
Originally Posted by poorman View Post
He usually got his gold from other .........
prior deceased folks , that just never needed teeth anymore . So ....
__________________
Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine !

I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it !
Carpshooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2011, 04:41 PM   #91
Carpshooter
Recycle archer
 
Carpshooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
Posts: 13,746
Carpshooter will become famous soon enoughCarpshooter will become famous soon enough
Talking
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
prior deceased folks , that just never needed teeth anymore . So ....
they were taken at a bargain prices , but then
__________________
Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine !

I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it !
Carpshooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2011, 07:34 PM   #92
poorman
And thats no lie !
 
poorman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NW Ohio
Posts: 3,412
poorman has a spectacular aura aboutpoorman has a spectacular aura about
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
they were taken at a bargain prices , but then
he found out that the teeth were actually .........
__________________
That course was so easy I even missed a target !!
poorman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-08-2011, 03:19 AM   #93
Carpshooter
Recycle archer
 
Carpshooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
Posts: 13,746
Carpshooter will become famous soon enoughCarpshooter will become famous soon enough
Talking
Quote:
Originally Posted by poorman View Post
he found out that the teeth were actually .........
just painted and not made of gold , so they were decaying ....
__________________
Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine !

I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it !
Carpshooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-08-2011, 07:11 AM   #94
Gator eye
Senior Member
 
Gator eye's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: In the horn of Michigan
Posts: 7,113
Gator eye is a jewel in the roughGator eye is a jewel in the roughGator eye is a jewel in the roughGator eye is a jewel in the rough
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
just painted and not made of gold , so they were decaying ....

and smelled like old dead carp. So he took the teeth to his...........
__________________
A man is as unhappy as he has convinced himself he is.

Enjoy
Gator eye is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-08-2011, 11:30 AM   #95
poorman
And thats no lie !
 
poorman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NW Ohio
Posts: 3,412
poorman has a spectacular aura aboutpoorman has a spectacular aura about
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
and smelled like old dead carp. So he took the teeth to his...........
friend who bowfishes for carp and asked him .........
__________________
That course was so easy I even missed a target !!
poorman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-08-2011, 01:43 PM   #96
Gator eye
Senior Member
 
Gator eye's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: In the horn of Michigan
Posts: 7,113
Gator eye is a jewel in the roughGator eye is a jewel in the roughGator eye is a jewel in the roughGator eye is a jewel in the rough
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by poorman View Post
friend who bowfishes for carp and asked him .........
can you get the smell out of these? I'll let you use my new teeth if............
__________________
A man is as unhappy as he has convinced himself he is.

Enjoy
Gator eye is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-08-2011, 05:47 PM   #97
Carpshooter
Recycle archer
 
Carpshooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
Posts: 13,746
Carpshooter will become famous soon enoughCarpshooter will become famous soon enough
Talking
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
can you get the smell out of these? I'll let you use my new teeth if............
you are man enough to become a world famous bowfisher ...
__________________
Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine !

I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it !
Carpshooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-09-2011, 07:01 PM   #98
poorman
And thats no lie !
 
poorman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NW Ohio
Posts: 3,412
poorman has a spectacular aura aboutpoorman has a spectacular aura about
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
you are man enough to become a world famous bowfisher ...


Who doesnt let the fish outsmart him by ......
__________________
That course was so easy I even missed a target !!
poorman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2011, 03:23 AM   #99
Carpshooter
Recycle archer
 
Carpshooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
Posts: 13,746
Carpshooter will become famous soon enoughCarpshooter will become famous soon enough
Talking
Quote:
Originally Posted by poorman View Post
Who doesnt let the fish outsmart him by ......
always going after the smart ones , that are in schools
__________________
Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine !

I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it !
Carpshooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2011, 08:29 AM   #100
Gator eye
Senior Member
 
Gator eye's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: In the horn of Michigan
Posts: 7,113
Gator eye is a jewel in the roughGator eye is a jewel in the roughGator eye is a jewel in the roughGator eye is a jewel in the rough
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
always going after the smart ones , that are in schools
and gang up on unsuspecting fishermen in order to drown them by carefully placing logs..........
__________________
A man is as unhappy as he has convinced himself he is.

Enjoy
Gator eye is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2011, 09:43 PM   #101
Carpshooter
Recycle archer
 
Carpshooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
Posts: 13,746
Carpshooter will become famous soon enoughCarpshooter will become famous soon enough
Talking
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
and gang up on unsuspecting fishermen in order to drown them by carefully placing logs..........
in their way after quacking like a duck , so they
__________________
Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine !

I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it !
Carpshooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-11-2011, 12:49 AM   #102
poorman
And thats no lie !
 
poorman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NW Ohio
Posts: 3,412
poorman has a spectacular aura aboutpoorman has a spectacular aura about
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
in their way after quacking like a duck , so they
can get back to feeding on all the .............
__________________
That course was so easy I even missed a target !!
poorman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-11-2011, 06:34 AM   #103
Carpshooter
Recycle archer
 
Carpshooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
Posts: 13,746
Carpshooter will become famous soon enoughCarpshooter will become famous soon enough
Talking
Quote:
Originally Posted by poorman View Post
can get back to feeding on all the .............
that crap and making life miserable for all good fish ...
__________________
Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine !

I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it !
Carpshooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-11-2011, 08:17 AM   #104
poorman
And thats no lie !
 
poorman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NW Ohio
Posts: 3,412
poorman has a spectacular aura aboutpoorman has a spectacular aura about
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
that crap and making life miserable for all good fish ...


Now, where was I? Think I had something....
__________________
That course was so easy I even missed a target !!
poorman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-11-2011, 08:40 PM   #105
Carpshooter
Recycle archer
 
Carpshooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
Posts: 13,746
Carpshooter will become famous soon enoughCarpshooter will become famous soon enough
Talking
Quote:
Originally Posted by poorman View Post
Now, where was I? Think I had something....
very important to take care of , where is it anyway ...
__________________
Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine !

I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it !
Carpshooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2011, 07:23 PM   #106
poorman
And thats no lie !
 
poorman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NW Ohio
Posts: 3,412
poorman has a spectacular aura aboutpoorman has a spectacular aura about
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
very important to take care of , where is it anyway ...

What the hell did I do with that thing? I know I. .....
__________________
That course was so easy I even missed a target !!
poorman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2011, 08:57 PM   #107
Carpshooter
Recycle archer
 
Carpshooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
Posts: 13,746
Carpshooter will become famous soon enoughCarpshooter will become famous soon enough
Talking
Quote:
Originally Posted by poorman View Post
What the hell did I do with that thing? I know I. .....
had it before my tooth problems , but where could it ......
__________________
Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine !

I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it !
Carpshooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-15-2011, 06:08 AM   #108
poorman
And thats no lie !
 
poorman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NW Ohio
Posts: 3,412
poorman has a spectacular aura aboutpoorman has a spectacular aura about
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
had it before my tooth problems , but where could it ......


be? A-hah, that damned crooked dentist must have .....
__________________
That course was so easy I even missed a target !!
poorman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-15-2011, 06:51 PM   #109
Carpshooter
Recycle archer
 
Carpshooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
Posts: 13,746
Carpshooter will become famous soon enoughCarpshooter will become famous soon enough
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by poorman View Post
be? A-hah, that damned crooked dentist must have .....
wanted them colored fake teeth so bad , that he
__________________
Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine !

I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it !
Carpshooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-15-2011, 08:13 PM   #110
poorman
And thats no lie !
 
poorman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NW Ohio
Posts: 3,412
poorman has a spectacular aura aboutpoorman has a spectacular aura about
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
wanted them colored fake teeth so bad , that he


Pocketed them. I hate crooked dentists that.........
__________________
That course was so easy I even missed a target !!
poorman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-15-2011, 08:35 PM   #111
Holy Smokes
Senior Member
 
Holy Smokes's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: in Dixie Home of the Brave and land of the Free
Posts: 6,686
Holy Smokes will become famous soon enoughHoly Smokes will become famous soon enough
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by poorman View Post
Pocketed them. I hate crooked dentists that.........
are so crooked they are crossed eyed
__________________



Switchback xt BYC LOOP- SHOOT NOW56# 385gr 2312 Eclipse 100gr Muzzy 256fps SEPTER RANGER STRINGS, 4th axis,335 jammers @ 61# =285 fps
Holy Smokes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2011, 03:14 PM   #112
Carpshooter
Recycle archer
 
Carpshooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
Posts: 13,746
Carpshooter will become famous soon enoughCarpshooter will become famous soon enough
Talking
Quote:
Originally Posted by Holy Smokes View Post
are so crooked they are crossed eyed
and their smile is missing alot of teeth , but I
__________________
Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine !

I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it !
Carpshooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-17-2011, 10:04 PM   #113
poorman
And thats no lie !
 
poorman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NW Ohio
Posts: 3,412
poorman has a spectacular aura aboutpoorman has a spectacular aura about
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
and their smile is missing alot of teeth , but I
think I can break in there tonight and..........
__________________
That course was so easy I even missed a target !!
poorman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-18-2011, 06:14 AM   #114
Carpshooter
Recycle archer
 
Carpshooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
Posts: 13,746
Carpshooter will become famous soon enoughCarpshooter will become famous soon enough
Talking
Quote:
Originally Posted by poorman View Post
think I can break in there tonight and..........
just like back in days gone by . Such as before .....
__________________
Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine !

I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it !
Carpshooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-18-2011, 10:31 PM   #115
poorman
And thats no lie !
 
poorman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NW Ohio
Posts: 3,412
poorman has a spectacular aura aboutpoorman has a spectacular aura about
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
just like back in days gone by . Such as before .....
I was arrested stealing those panty hose from ...............
__________________
That course was so easy I even missed a target !!
poorman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-18-2011, 10:46 PM   #116
Carpshooter
Recycle archer
 
Carpshooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
Posts: 13,746
Carpshooter will become famous soon enoughCarpshooter will become famous soon enough
Talking
Quote:
Originally Posted by poorman View Post
I was arrested stealing those panty hose from ...............
out of Sally's house of enchantment delights , that was where
__________________
Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine !

I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it !
Carpshooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-18-2011, 11:08 PM   #117
poorman
And thats no lie !
 
poorman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NW Ohio
Posts: 3,412
poorman has a spectacular aura aboutpoorman has a spectacular aura about
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
out of Sally's house of enchantment delights , that was where
I learned to be a man. She taught me many..........
__________________
That course was so easy I even missed a target !!
poorman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2011, 06:12 AM   #118
Carpshooter
Recycle archer
 
Carpshooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
Posts: 13,746
Carpshooter will become famous soon enoughCarpshooter will become famous soon enough
Talking
Quote:
Originally Posted by poorman View Post
I learned to be a man. She taught me many..........
naughty things and charged me an arm and a leg .....
__________________
Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine !

I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it !
Carpshooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2011, 05:42 PM   #119
Holy Smokes
Senior Member
 
Holy Smokes's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: in Dixie Home of the Brave and land of the Free
Posts: 6,686
Holy Smokes will become famous soon enoughHoly Smokes will become famous soon enough
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
naughty things and charged me an arm and a leg .....
and latter I realized I had sinned asgianst God so I
__________________



Switchback xt BYC LOOP- SHOOT NOW56# 385gr 2312 Eclipse 100gr Muzzy 256fps SEPTER RANGER STRINGS, 4th axis,335 jammers @ 61# =285 fps
Holy Smokes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2011, 06:12 PM   #120
Carpshooter
Recycle archer
 
Carpshooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: westcentral Iowa
Posts: 13,746
Carpshooter will become famous soon enoughCarpshooter will become famous soon enough
Talking
Quote:
Originally Posted by Holy Smokes View Post
and latter I realized I had sinned asgianst God so I
how bad it was and headed right down to the ......
__________________
Proud owner of one of the original Jennings " Buckmaster " bow , a true deer slaying machine !

I have return to bowhunting in 2012 and have the venison in the fridge to show for it !
Carpshooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 3 of 6 12 3 45 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:54 AM.

Contact Us - Archery Forum @ 3DShoots.com - Archive - Privacy Statement - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Copyright 2004 3DShoots.com