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Old 06-22-2011, 06:31 AM   #1
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Default The reason why

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas?
- No television?
- No nude women?
- No football?
- No pork chops?
- No hotdogs?
- No burgers?
- No beer?
- No bacon?
- Rags for clothes?
- Towels for hats?
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower?
- More than one wife?
- More than one mother in law?
- You can't shave?
- Your wife can't shave?
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey?
- You cook over burning camel ****?
- Your wife is picked by someone else?
- Your wife smells worse than your donkey?

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"?

Well, No sh**, Sherlock!...It's not like it could get much worse!
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