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Old 10-28-2011, 01:00 PM   #1
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there I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large trouble making biker steps up mext to me,grabs my drink and glups it down in one swig.
well watcha you going to do about it he says menacingly as I burst tears. come on man I didnt think you would cry. I cant stand to see a man crying. this is the worst day of my life I say. I'm a complete failure. I was late for work and my boss fired me. when I went to the parking lot I found my car had been stolen and I dont have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me. so I came to this bar to work up courage to put a end to it all. I buy a drink,I drop a capsule in itand sat here watching the poison dissolve, then you show up and drink the whole thing but enough about me.... hows your day going
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