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Old 10-26-2011, 09:47 AM   #1
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what is your favorite excuse when you miss a target. I think it would be nice to have a list of excuses with numbers. when you miss look at the list and call out a number. would save a lot of time. here are some of mine.
1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun got in my eyes
3 that guys after shave lotion got in my eyes
4 dont shoot good with shoes on ( for rednecks only)
5 that girl in the shorts distracted me.
6 forgot my meds hope I dont get to wild.
7 that bear over there made me nervous
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8. Who bumped my elbow
9. I was worried about my beer spilling that I set on the ground.
10. Dang it! I though I threw that bent arrow away.
11. I'm use to shooting at things under water. (for Carpy)
12. I had peanut butter stuck to the roof of my mouth putting my anchor point off.
13. and last but not least my personal favority......The wind was blowing
14........
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14 nervous today. wife found out about girl friend
15 nervous today. girl friend found out about wife
16 really nervous today. girl friend husband found out about me.
17 see double must have my wife glasses on.
18 that guy with the pink bow winked at me.
19 was that Westy
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Westy , was too close to pull his bow back after nocking his arrow , at point blank range while 3 D shooting and that already dead target got away !


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Westy , was too close to pull his bow back after nocking his arrow , at point blank range while 3 D shooting and that already dead target got away !


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Sounds like everyone thinks I'm a a$$hole thoughI'm not mad but GFY's!!!!!!
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21) a fly flew in my eye
22) the magnetic pull of the north pole pull my arrow to the left
23) batteries died in my red dot
24) I forgot my good bow at home
25) I was trying to make sense of Carpy's last post and I got confused
26) the wind was blowing again
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27 acorn hit me on the head
28 bug in my ear
29 stars not aligned
30 UFO distracted me
31 carpy trying to find way out of cornfield distracted me
32 that girl in shorts. again
33 that bug spray making me see double.
34 that guy with the down under accent shooting a mathews bow from the kids stake distracted me
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took lessons form Slippy
it was to cold
deer jumped string at 8 yards
hunting pants to tight
to many spots to pick just one
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it was to cold
deer jumped string at 8 yards
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to many spots to pick just one
smokes are you shooting fawns again.


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40) raining to hard to see
41) fog horn sounded at the release
42) Do farts have lumps?
43) I was distracted by the kangaroo hopping by
44) I set my cigar down to shoot and started the woods on fire
45) The wind was blowing to hard
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shhhhhhh!!!! actually Tues evening had a doe at 10 yards and could'nt get on her but tha baby I could have shot passed and enjoyed watching them
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I havent saw any deer. dont know if the bears run then off or what. been seeing a lot of squirrels. might have to take the judge and a pocket of 410's.


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That sounds like fun. I tried shooting skeet with a judge before. not a easy task.

Course the bet was over a beer too so that might of influenced the out come.
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yeah it is. but well worth the rewards.


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we have communion the first sunday of each month. also prayer breakfast each sat. morning which I really enjoy. might want to start one at your church if you dont have it. great way to fellowship see who needs prayers.
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we have communion the first sunday of each month. also prayer breakfast each sat. morning which I really enjoy. might want to start one at your church if you dont have it. great way to fellowship see who needs prayers.
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good morning y'all. another rainy morning here. think I'll head for the woods and do some still hunting. have had some good luck hunting that way.


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48 that nudist colony over there distracted me
49 westy trying to jump the nudist colony fence distracted me


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How did you know I've got the silly inch sindrome(hard on both ends but a inch in the middle that don't work)are you my doctor????
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No but he plays one on TV
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us old farts know ever thing. that carpy missed a carp. gator eye has two eyes. bunny hates snow. lawdog likes donuts. poorman is Donald Trump. and smokes voted for obummer.
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us old farts know ever thing. that carpy missed a carp. gator eye has two eyes. bunny hates snow. lawdog likes donuts. poorman is Donald Trump. and smokes voted for obummer.


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Don't care I didn't vote for him anyways,ohh one of us dont know how to spell his name? Yerr it's W-E-S-T-Y I'm sure on that one
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