why I missed that easy shot.

longcut36 · 10-26-2011, 09:47 AM

what is your favorite excuse when you miss a target. I think it would be nice to have a list of excuses with numbers. when you miss look at the list and call out a number. would save a lot of time. here are some of mine.
1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun got in my eyes
3 that guys after shave lotion got in my eyes
4 dont shoot good with shoes on ( for rednecks only)
5 that girl in the shorts distracted me.
6 forgot my meds hope I dont get to wild.
7 that bear over there made me nervous
8

Gator eye · 10-26-2011, 11:25 AM

8. Who bumped my elbow
9. I was worried about my beer spilling that I set on the ground.
10. Dang it! I though I threw that bent arrow away.
11. I'm use to shooting at things under water. (for Carpy)
12. I had peanut butter stuck to the roof of my mouth putting my anchor point off.
13. and last but not least my personal favority......The wind was blowing

14........

longcut36 · 10-26-2011, 12:07 PM

14 nervous today. wife found out about girl friend
15 nervous today. girl friend found out about wife
16 really nervous today. girl friend husband found out about me.
17 see double must have my wife glasses on.
18 that guy with the pink bow winked at me.
19 was that Westy
20

Carpshooter · 10-26-2011, 07:23 PM

Westy , was too close to pull his bow back after nocking his arrow , at point blank range while 3 D shooting and that already dead target got away !

Smile Westy , cause " Jesus " loves you !

Westy · 10-27-2011, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Carpshooter

Westy , was too close to pull his bow back after nocking his arrow , at point blank range while 3 D shooting and that already dead target got away !

Smile Westy , cause " Jesus " loves you !

Sounds like everyone thinks I'm a a$$hole though

I'm not mad but GFY's!!!!!!

Carpshooter · 10-27-2011, 03:10 AM

As long as the " Big Guy " likes you , you got it made , I think !

Gator eye · 10-27-2011, 06:51 AM

21) a fly flew in my eye
22) the magnetic pull of the north pole pull my arrow to the left
23) batteries died in my red dot
24) I forgot my good bow at home
25) I was trying to make sense of Carpy's last post and I got confused
26) the wind was blowing

again
27).....

longcut36 · 10-27-2011, 09:55 AM

27 acorn hit me on the head
28 bug in my ear
29 stars not aligned
30 UFO distracted me
31 carpy trying to find way out of cornfield distracted me
32 that girl in shorts. again
33 that bug spray making me see double.
34 that guy with the down under accent shooting a mathews bow from the kids stake distracted me

35

Holy Smokes · 10-27-2011, 04:18 PM

took lessons form Slippy
it was to cold
deer jumped string at 8 yards
hunting pants to tight
to many spots to pick just one

longcut36 · 10-27-2011, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Holy Smokes

took lessons form Slippy
it was to cold
deer jumped string at 8 yards
hunting pants to tight
to many spots to pick just one

smokes are you shooting fawns again.

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Carpshooter · 10-27-2011, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by longcut36

smokes are you shooting fawns again.

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We call them little buggers , dogs here in Iowa !

Gator eye · 10-28-2011, 06:58 AM

40) raining to hard to see
41) fog horn sounded at the release
42) Do farts have lumps?
43) I was distracted by the kangaroo hopping by
44) I set my cigar down to shoot and started the woods on fire
45) The wind was blowing to hard
46)........

Holy Smokes · 10-28-2011, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by longcut36

smokes are you shooting fawns again.

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shhhhhhh!!!! actually Tues evening had a doe at 10 yards and could'nt get on her but tha baby I could have shot passed and enjoyed watching them

longcut36 · 10-28-2011, 08:57 AM

I havent saw any deer. dont know if the bears run then off or what. been seeing a lot of squirrels. might have to take the judge and a pocket of 410's.

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Gator eye · 10-28-2011, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by longcut36

I havent saw any deer. dont know if the bears run then off or what. been seeing a lot of squirrels. might have to take the judge and a pocket of 410's.

sent using my keyboard and two fingers.

That sounds like fun. I tried shooting skeet with a judge before. not a easy task.

Course the bet was over a beer too so that might of influenced the out come.

Carpshooter · 10-28-2011, 04:48 PM

I never mix shooting and drinking ever !

It's tuff being a " Christain "

at times !

longcut36 · 10-28-2011, 05:55 PM

yeah it is. but well worth the rewards.

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Carpshooter · 10-28-2011, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by longcut36

yeah it is. but well worth the rewards.

sent using my keyboard and two fingers

You got that right brother , so come over for alittle communion and some breaking bread !

longcut36 · 10-28-2011, 08:57 PM

we have communion the first sunday of each month. also prayer breakfast each sat. morning which I really enjoy. might want to start one at your church if you dont have it. great way to fellowship see who needs prayers.

Holy Smokes · 10-28-2011, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by longcut36

we have communion the first sunday of each month. also prayer breakfast each sat. morning which I really enjoy. might want to start one at your church if you dont have it. great way to fellowship see who needs prayers.

man hijacks his own thread

:

great ta see y'all enjoying tha Lord

Carpshooter · 10-29-2011, 03:16 AM

That's life , the path is full of turns and twisted !

Holy Smokes · 10-29-2011, 06:31 AM

took lessons form Slippy
woke up as he walked off

longcut36 · 10-29-2011, 09:34 AM

good morning y'all. another rainy morning here. think I'll head for the woods and do some still hunting. have had some good luck hunting that way.

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Holy Smokes · 10-29-2011, 06:54 PM

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good morning y'all. another rainy morning here. think I'll head for the woods and do some still hunting. have had some good luck hunting that way.

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you da Man LC

Westy · 10-29-2011, 09:39 PM

(145) 4 loud mouth seppo's wouldn't keep quite and frightened everything away??

Westy · 10-29-2011, 09:40 PM

(146) Everythings alright now 3 died of old age and the 4th got eaten by a bear

Westy · 10-29-2011, 09:43 PM

(147) I feel out the tree and died of

Holy Smokes · 10-30-2011, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Westy

(147) I feel out the tree and died of

friend spooked deer form under my satnd

longcut36 · 10-30-2011, 09:46 AM

48 that nudist colony over there distracted me
49 westy trying to jump the nudist colony fence distracted me

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Westy · 10-31-2011, 01:56 AM

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48 that nudist colony over there distracted me
49 westy trying to jump the nudist colony fence distracted me

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Don't you mean pole-vaulted over the fence

Holy Smokes · 10-31-2011, 07:11 AM

that buck was just to big and old to shoot

Gator eye · 10-31-2011, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Westy

Don't you mean pole-vaulted over the fence

longcut36 · 11-01-2011, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Gator eye

not with what you had.

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Westy · 11-01-2011, 03:48 PM

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not with what you had.

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How did you know I've got the silly inch sindrome(hard on both ends but a inch in the middle that don't work)are you my doctor????

Gator eye · 11-02-2011, 07:11 AM

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How did you know I've got the silly inch sindrome(hard on both ends but a inch in the middle that don't work)are you my doctor????

No but he plays one on TV

longcut36 · 11-02-2011, 08:17 AM

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How did you know I've got the silly inch sindrome(hard on both ends but a inch in the middle that don't work)are you my doctor????

us old farts know ever thing. that carpy missed a carp. gator eye has two eyes. bunny hates snow. lawdog likes donuts. poorman is Donald Trump. and smokes voted for obummer.

Gator eye · 11-02-2011, 12:24 PM

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us old farts know ever thing. that carpy missed a carp. gator eye has two eyes. bunny hates snow. lawdog likes donuts. poorman is Donald Trump. and smokes voted for obummer.

HA!!!

That's the funnest thing I ve read all week.

Westy · 11-02-2011, 03:20 PM

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us old farts know ever thing. that carpy missed a carp. gator eye has two eyes. bunny hates snow. lawdog likes donuts. poorman is Donald Trump. and smokes voted for obummer.

Don't tell Obamma

longcut36 · 11-02-2011, 03:48 PM

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Don't tell Obamma

one of us dont know how to spell his name. I dont think it's me.

Westy · 11-02-2011, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by longcut36

one of us dont know how to spell his name. I dont think it's me.

Don't care I didn't vote for him anyways,ohh one of us dont know how to spell his name? Yerr it's W-E-S-T-Y I'm sure on that one