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Old 10-22-2011, 09:12 AM   #1
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almost got a bear this morning. or the bear almost got me. heard something coming. got ready to shoot. I was sure it was a nice big buck. it was a bear with two cubs. well they come in and the sow starts to climb the tree I'm in. I'm thinking oh s**t. well I stomp my stand and she stops. then she starts climbing again. so I stomp and shout and she stops and goes down to the ground and they leave. then when I stopped shaking I got down and left.
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almost got a bear this morning. or the bear almost got me. heard something coming. got ready to shoot. I was sure it was a nice big buck. it was a bear with two cubs. well they come in and the sow starts to climb the tree I'm in. I'm thinking oh s**t. well I stomp my stand and she stops. then she starts climbing again. so I stomp and shout and she stops and goes down to the ground and they leave. then when I stopped shaking I got down and left.
No way are you for real??What did you use to get the stains out of your undies(Boxers) that's some story old Mate,glad your alright thoughHad the same thing happen to me a couple of years back,Bloody huge Koala climbed the tree I was in luckly he feel asleep before he reached me!!
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now for the rest of the story. last year I saw some bears around my stand but not real close. this year I had my 1911 colt 45 on my belt just to be on the safe side. bears and coons are getting to be a big pest around here.
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I'm glad that you are safe , as you got to be really tough after all these years that you have been on this earth for them critters to chew on !




hey thanks. I think.
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I'm glad that you are safe , as you got to be really tough after all these years that you have been on this earth for them critters to chew on !




What did one bear say to the other???Not old bones again
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that might be debatable.
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I almost got one too!!! but the wife left for work early today!!

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Yikes!! I got nervous just reading it! Glad for the both of you that she made the right choice and left
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Glad to hear all turned out well.
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no bear is going to keep me from hunting. I'm going back this morning. but one thing I wont do is take my squirt bottle full of walmarts 100% pure apple juice and spray around my stand.
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.....a bear and a rabbit find themselves sitting side by side answering natures call first thing in the morning. The bear says to the rabbit, "Good morning Mr. Rabbit, do you find that you have a problem with ***t stinking to your fur first thing in the morning?" " Why no" said the rabbit, "Good" says the bear and he picks up the rabbit and wipes himself.


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being the intellectual type (and handsome) I have been sating here a few hours trying to find the moral to this story. and it is
1 dont poop in the woods
2 dont poop beside a bear
3 carry enough tissue for two
4 gator eye is wrong. there is no moral here.


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being the intellectual type (and handsome) I have been sating here a few hours trying to find the moral to this story. and it is
1 dont poop in the woods
2 dont poop beside a bear
3 carry enough tissue for two
4 gator eye is wrong. there is no moral here.


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OOHhhhh your so close......keep tryin
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I got it, I got it.
4- dont eat prunes before hunting
I know thats it. do I get a prize.


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You've already one first prize,you get to hunt another day and thats the greatest prize of all!!As for the bear and the rabbit that could of been "YOU" the bear was wiping on the rabbit



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my guardian angle must have been with me.


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Ohh I know that feeling, get all set up in the stand and you get that little cramp and you just know it only a matter of time before you climb back down and try to make it as far away from your stand before nature quits calling and starts screaming!!
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Ohh I know that feeling, get all set up in the stand and you get that little cramp and you just know it only a matter of time before you climb back down and try to make it as far away from your stand before nature quits calling and starts screaming!!
Too much information here M8






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I just try to hunt on a corn pile.........about the same , right?
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@ Longcuts:read this in church today and thought of you carppy and gator!!
In II Kings 24:23-25 it tells about a time forty-two young people from the town of Bethel were killed by two bears because they were being disrespectful.to Aussies

This gang of brats was no match for a couple of ferocious bears. I wouldn’t want a bear like this one mad at me. How about you?

Makes you kind of think doesn’t it? It is important to be respectful and never be mean to anyone especially older people and those who are aliens in your country. Also, hanging around with a bad crowd online can get people into a lot of trouble.

I bet those forty-two kids thought they were being cool. If those mean kids were around today where do you think they would hang out: the mall, school, the park, the basketball court,on line forums?

I’m glad that today people are not mauled by bears when they are disrespectful or mean to Aussies
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Don't you have a kangaroo to rangle...................
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westy I like you. your the only down under friend I have. I would enjoy hanging out with you. "IF" you paid for ever thing. drinks,food,entainment.:hungry :
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This sounds like a true seppo??? Qantas is back in the air for the moment so get on board and I'll provide everything else!!!!!Ring Gattor and Carppy and I'll send my brother to the airport to pick you up.Are you there yet???
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Sounds like a fun trip..........soon as I win the lotto I'll be there.
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Your kind of scaring me here.........do I dare ask what you did with the roo's once you caught em?
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I tagged them and let them go!!!!!Every good greenie does don't theySerious I removed the hops and put them in my beer LOL
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