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Old 11-03-2011, 12:02 AM   #41
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tackled a wounded doe about 10 years ago
man we run that deer all over tha woods
a friend cut her throat while I held her down
WHAT!!!!!Remind me to stay out of your woods, and I thought
I was the crazy one here!!!Thats nuts old son you might be able to swing a deal with NBC and get a reality show out of this Yet!!!!Then i'll be able to tell all my mates "I remember Holy Smokes When" Go you good thing
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Old 11-03-2011, 12:06 AM   #42
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Won't try that one on a roo,nasty little sods have huge claws on the end of their back legs and simply lean back on their tails and rake your guts out!!!!Guts everywhere,on the bright side they make great boot leather
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Old 11-03-2011, 09:05 PM   #43
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Won't try that one on a roo,nasty little sods have huge claws on the end of their back legs and simply lean back on their tails and rake your guts out!!!!Guts everywhere,on the bright side they make great boot leather
yep I ain't tackling no roo
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tackled a wounded doe about 10 years ago
man we run that deer all over tha woods
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oohhh I made that mistake a few years ago with a doe that I hit with my truck.

She had a broken back but not a broken spirit. I jump on her back with my trusty knife and was gonna slit her throat. She come all sorts of unglued once I jumped on. By the time the deed was done I think I had more blood on the ground than she did. I still got the scars on my hands from trying to put that doe out of her misery. Never again, she beat the crap out of me.
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I had a friend (some of my friends or not to smart) that jumped out of a tree on a spike buck and was going to cut it's throat. he had shot all three of his arrows at it and it kept coming untill it was under the apple tree he was in. so he puts the knife between his teeth and jumps on the deers back. now this was on a steep hillside at the edge of the woods. he said when he got to the bottom of the hill he was begging the buck to let him go. I saw him a couple days later and thought he had been in a car wreck.

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oohhh I made that mistake a few years ago with a doe that I hit with my truck.

She had a broken back but not a broken spirit. I jump on her back with my trusty knife and was gonna slit her throat. She come all sorts of unglued once I jumped on. By the time the deed was done I think I had more blood on the ground than she did. I still got the scars on my hands from trying to put that doe out of her misery. Never again, she beat the crap out of me.
Gator eye is the Deer Wangler,i'd a paid money to see that my friendsmost animals are like that just when you think you got em beat they turn on the adrenalin and your screwed!!the worst is snakes they act dead and whack it's game on,don't you hate that
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Just more Joy it's Sunday here!!
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i went to church today and prayed for you , but God replied that that was asking for too much !




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At least your not hearing from the Devil anymore!!!!!!!
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He ( the Devil ) feel asleep sitting next to me , I was on a Christain mission to save someone when I prayed for you !

Don't worry as I did get a " Yes " on that sleeping Devil !


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Bet Gator Eye is going to want to know if you can order that crap by the case !

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Bet Gator Eye is going to want to know if you can order that crap by the case !

You are !
Trust me 1 is enough, A Large Whiskey and 1 of these and it's lights out for 12 hours.Great for the Pacific crossing ,you wake up the other side of Hawaii going the right way.great to see i don't abuse prescription drugs
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Don't worry as I did get a " Yes " on that sleeping Devil ! :
Carpshooter I've got my eye on you ohhh I do!!!
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You are !
Least he could do is send a sample.
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The signs of someone in need of a prayer , and I'm the one doing it now !

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