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Old 12-15-2011, 09:22 AM   #1
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A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the
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are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by people who drink
bottled water, starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and shxx like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three
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Please, take care of yourself.

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the
Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents
are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by people who drink
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times as many accidents.

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Now you know....peace out
I Read this but I can't belive it!!!
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Don't do it Gator join the mormens and you'll get 5 ex wives when you leave not to mention all new cycling gear
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That's alot of words , makes some of your other posts look too simple !


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It's called copy and paste.
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I heard cycling is bad for the prostate
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A 12 gauge works better !

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If i get caught ridding this bike it might be BAD for my health
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Westy , I'm a cyclist and use it to check out cornfields !

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Don't mind me I'm just covering the page here aswell!!!!
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Whats work???? Thats a distant memory now
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Where did you get the pic of Carpy's bike?
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Can't be mine if it's not parked or laying on the ground , next to a cornfield !


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This ones not carppy's no little basket with nice flowers on it here???
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Now thats cheerey isn't it, Way to much info here
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Fear not i've heard that working night and day in a saltmine can prevent this happening?????
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the key word here is "working"
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Carpy's like a beef jerky man walking around from all the salt dust?

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This might happen if Jesus accepts me as his true brother , after all it's his birthday coming up and what better present than yours trully as his sibling !

I did walk on water the other day when it was freezing out !
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I did walk on water the other day when it was freezing out !
Keep up the good work!!! He loves you!!!
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Yes Master!!!I think i can now take the pebble from your hand so i have to leave now!!!!
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