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Old 02-18-2012, 04:12 PM   #1
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Default The irish brothel

Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat,

Watching the front door of the brothel over the road.

The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside.

"Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman.

"Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?"
No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the door,

Knocks, and goes inside.

"Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and stupid hats!"

They continue drinking their beer roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi

When they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door.

"Ah, now dat's sad." says the third Irishman.

"One of the girls must have died.
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Old 02-18-2012, 07:51 PM   #2
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Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat,

Watching the front door of the brothel over the road.

The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside.

"Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman.

"Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?"
No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the door,

Knocks, and goes inside.

"Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and stupid hats!"

They continue drinking their beer roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi

When they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door.

"Ah, now that's sad." says the third Irishman.

"One of the girls must have died.
Westy you should be ashamed of yourself with the despairingly way you have spoken of God's men
shame on you
now you go to your room and pray for and hour and ask Jesus to forgive you and give you a clean heart
off with you now
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Old 02-18-2012, 09:26 PM   #3
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Yeah , Westy , you are just acting way too much like a heathen !

I will pray for you to be forgiven as covered in chapter 9 , page 456 and written in red so we know dang well that it is the word of the big guy !


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Old 02-19-2012, 03:27 PM   #4
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Yeah , Westy , you are just acting way too much like a heathen !

I will pray for you to be forgiven as covered in chapter 9 , page 456 and written in red so we know dang well that it is the word of the big guy !

Can i come out of my room yet?????Please Dad??? I'll be good for a little while
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Yes , as I believe in capital punishment !

I just want to know how many adult beverages do you got left in your frig ?

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[QUOTE=Westy;311987]Can i come out of my room yet?????Please Dad??? I'll be good for a little while[/QUOTE]

I have noticed a reoccuring relasp of your repented ways
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I have noticed a reoccuring relasp of your repented ways
I've been preying , like overtime for our good buddy " WESTY's " forgiveness !

One can only do so much on the internet and there will be sacrifices !

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I've been preying , like overtime for our good buddy " WESTY's " forgiveness !

One can only do so much on the internet and there will be sacrifices !
Like Hell there will Be?????
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Like Hell there will Be?????
do you haftta yell so early in tha morning
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Practising more and more in the dungeon I guess??????
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Why don't you mind your own Bussiness Nosey!!!!!
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You tell'em , Westy !

Please pay no attention to this post if you have more adult beverages than my buddy Westy !

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This kind of hurt my feels


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Why ya gotta be so mean ya big bully
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I mean just think how those Indians who had owned all that land must of though about land hungry folks such as buddy Gator ?
Not since the frostbite in 92 all black and gone!!!!
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This has got to be a coded message or that frig needs to be a few more meters away from someone's computer !

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This has got to be a coded message or that frig needs to be a few more meters away from someone's computer !

How cool you said Meters??????
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I was once a 81 milimeter motar man , when I was a member of the Iowa National Guard infantry ( that's weekend warrior for all you know it alls ) .

Now you know and you are !
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I was once a 81 milimeter motar man , when I was a member of the Iowa National Guard infantry ( that's weekend warrior for all you know it alls ) .

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I hink that would be 81mm Morter Man!!!!! I just can't help it!!!!
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Been awhile ago and you know time has flown since I last dropped a few rounds !

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Been awhile ago and you know time has flown since I last dropped a few rounds !

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I'm still a registered Bomberder!!!! Russia here I come!!!!
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