Poets Corner

[Westy]

I'm going to start a poem and you write the next line!!!!Here Goes!!!


Here I sit Broken Hearted

[Carpshooter]

Originally Posted by Westy

I'm going to start a poem and you write the next line!!!!Here Goes!!!


Here I sit Broken Hearted

But I feel fine , cause I just farted

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[Westy]

Originally Posted by Carpshooter

But I feel fine , cause I just farted

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Here I sit what capper dirty Butt

And Got no Paper!!!!

[Carpshooter]

Originally Posted by Westy

Here I sit what capper dirty Butt

And Got no Paper!!!!

Cause I'm singing to finish this dirty caper !

[Westy]

Originally Posted by Carpshooter

Cause I'm singing to finish this dirty caper !

Bombing Runs I've done a Tonnes

[Westy]

Join in someone it could be fun???/

[Berserker]

Originally Posted by Westy

Here I sit what capper dirty Butt

And Got no Paper!!!!

Sounds like you have our janitor


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[Westy]

Originally Posted by Berserker

Sounds like you have our janitor


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What the hell rimes with Janitor??????????

[Berserker]

Originally Posted by Westy

What the hell rimes with Janitor??????????

Shmanitor... I thought you were a poet mister queens english


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[Westy]

Originally Posted by Berserker

Shmanitor... I thought you were a poet mister queens english


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While writing this I realised Berserka is full of Shmanitor!!!!

[Westy]

throw my gun in the back of my truck
With it I hope to kill a 12-point buck
While in the woods, BANG! I see the deer fall
I take him home, freeze the meat, and mount his horns on my wall

I grab my pole and tackle box and head to the lake
At this time in the morning, I feel barely awake
There is no school today, I’m glad there is no class
A mighty tug on my line, I hook a large mouth bass

There is nothing like hunting; waiting for the kill
Cutting and cleaning the meat my freezer I’ll soon fill
Deer steaks and deer jerky have such a great taste
And with his head on my wall nothing goes to waste

I like fishing, fishing is fun
Fishing underneath the rising sun
I like catching the fish and putting them in a net
Fish is a great dish when the table is set

My truck is unstoppable; it can’t beat
I slam the door and strap myself in the seat
I start the engine and press the gas to the floor
My truck takes off and my engine lets out a roar

I wouldn’t be able to hunt or fish if it wasn’t for my truck
With it I carry poles, guns, and my fallen buck
I pull my boat with my truck in four-wheel-drive
At my destination I always arrive

[Berserker]

I read this as i pissed though my morning wood and thought damn westy is good


See im not full of shmanitor i too can rhyme but were workin with the presidents english here


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[Westy]

Originally Posted by Berserker

I read this as i pissed though my morning wood and thought damn westy is good


See im not full of shmanitor i too can rhyme but were workin with the presidents english here


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Damm that boy can Rhyme!!!Nice Work Beserka

[Westy]

I have a little Satnav

It sits there in my car

A Satnav is a driver's friend

It tells you where you are



I have a little Satnav

I've had it all my life

It does more than the normal one

My Satnav is my wife



It gives me full instructions

On exactly how to drive

"It's thirty miles an hour" it says

"And you're doing thirty five"



It tells me when to stop and start

And when to use the brake

And tells me that it's never ever

Safe to overtake



It tells me when a light is red

And when it goes to green

It seems to know instinctively

Just when to intervene



It lists the vehicles just in front

It lists those to the rear

And taking this into account

It specifies my gear



I'm sure no other driver

Has so helpful a device

For when we leave and lock the car

It still gives its advice



It fills me up with counselling

Each journey's pretty fraught

So why don't I exchange it

And get a quieter sort?



Ah well, you see, it cleans the house

Makes sure I'm properly fed

It washes all my shirts and things

And - keeps me warm in bed!

[longcut36]

Originally Posted by Westy

I have a little Satnav

It sits there in my car

A Satnav is a driver's friend

It tells you where you are



I have a little Satnav

I've had it all my life

It does more than the normal one

My Satnav is my wife



It gives me full instructions

On exactly how to drive

"It's thirty miles an hour" it says

"And you're doing thirty five"



It tells me when to stop and start

And when to use the brake

And tells me that it's never ever

Safe to overtake



It tells me when a light is red

And when it goes to green

It seems to know instinctively

Just when to intervene



It lists the vehicles just in front

It lists those to the rear

And taking this into account

It specifies my gear



I'm sure no other driver

Has so helpful a device

For when we leave and lock the car

It still gives its advice



It fills me up with counselling

Each journey's pretty fraught

So why don't I exchange it

And get a quieter sort?



Ah well, you see, it cleans the house

Makes sure I'm properly fed

It washes all my shirts and things

And - keeps me warm in bed!

[Carpshooter]

It's amazing what cold PBRs , that no doubt were intended for yours trully , will do to an Aussie !

Guess I'll be staying home , as no doubt Westy's fridge is empty !

Don't worry , I'll get over it !

[Berserker]

Woke up this mornin head was in a fog
And just like westy i shot the neighbors dog
Then i went to work to guide the retards
Im sure glad the joint across the street serve cold pbrs


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[Westy]

Originally Posted by Carpshooter

It's amazing what cold PBRs , that no doubt were intended for yours trully , will do to an Aussie !

Guess I'll be staying home , as no doubt Westy's fridge is empty !

Don't worry , I'll get over it !

I drank them all after lowering that Draw Bridge!!!
It's Bloody Hard Work that!!!

Now you know

[Carpshooter]

Originally Posted by Westy

I drank them all after lowering that Draw Bridge!!!
It's Bloody Hard Work that!!!

Now you know

I got the carpmoble ready for some taking of them underwater critters and beings that you are no doubt out of ice cold PBRs , I'm headed bowfishing after work , if it don't rain !

[Westy]

Originally Posted by Carpshooter

I got the carpmoble ready for some taking of them underwater critters and beings that you are no doubt out of ice cold PBRs , I'm headed bowfishing after work , if it don't rain !

hopr it all goes well for you !!!! Can you eat them suckers????????

[longcut36]

Originally Posted by Westy

hopr it all goes well for you !!!! Can you eat them suckers????????

I have ate them smoked. they were pertty good. it all depends on how many PBR you have before eating.

[Berserker]

They are pretty bony but smoked right not too bad


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[Westy]

I saw this and guess what you all are getting for christmas this year !!!!

http://youtu.be/IEmr9NLLB_s

I'm sure you'll love it you all!!!!

[wilkersonhunter]

Originally Posted by Westy

I saw this and guess what you all are getting for christmas this year !!!!

http://youtu.be/IEmr9NLLB_s

I'm sure you'll love it you all!!!!

where in the crap you come up with some of this stuff westy? lol

[longcut36]

Originally Posted by wilkersonhunter

where in the crap you come up with some of this stuff westy? lol

when your on the internet 24/7 it's easy.

[Westy]

Originally Posted by longcut36

when your on the internet 24/7 it's easy.

And to think they said I had potential,what would N.A.S.A know anyway?????