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Old 06-07-2012, 04:20 PM   #1
Westy
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Talking The phone

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:

"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British".











One week later, Australia's Northern Territory Times reported the following:

"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Tennant Creek, Northern Territory, Knackers Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely bugger-all.Knackers has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless.".....Makes ya feel bloody proud to be Australian!
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