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Old 06-21-2012, 10:11 AM   #1
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He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points
toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any
way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both
my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got
enough points for me to hire you right now.. Our normal
hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at
10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from
8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00
am?"

"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the
first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and
scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that
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