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Old 09-14-2012, 05:15 AM   #921
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Not what the neighbours told me!!!!!
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Old 09-14-2012, 07:06 AM   #922
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Westy , you mean that you crossed that draw bridge and was in this fine town of Manning !

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Westy , you mean that you crossed that draw bridge and was in this fine town of Manning !

No I just rang random numbers till I found them !!!They were really helpfull
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Old 09-15-2012, 05:15 AM   #924
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Old 09-17-2012, 05:48 AM   #925
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Well Yes it is!!!!!!
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Old 09-17-2012, 06:08 AM   #926
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It's been rumor that our buddy Westy has been approached while out hunting for some same sex loving in the past .

I just wonder who is the real hunter when they are OUT hunting ?

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Old 09-18-2012, 01:09 PM   #927
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I just heard a rumor from a very well respected and trusted source that our dear friend Carpy has been the latest victum of a near sighted doctor. His hernia surgery turn into a circoncision where the doctor took a very generous amounts off.
Carpy's wife was seen running out of the hospital sobbing in tears saying "A quarter inch more and he would be a king, but now he's got a quarter inch less and he more a queen."

On a side note......after hearing the news West-T said he thinks he's found a new hunting partner, one he can feel at easy with while he's bent over stoking the camp fire.

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Old 09-18-2012, 04:40 PM   #928
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Very funny Gator ! ......................................oun d:................................................ ........................................... ................................

Don't worry , " yours trully " can take it !

That stuff about Westy , just might not be a rumor though !...............................
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Old 09-19-2012, 08:00 AM   #929
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Soooo......how they hangin the morning Carpy?
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Old 09-19-2012, 08:12 AM   #930
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Things are going along just fine , except I don't eat as much as I use too , as my guts are into a limited space now !

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Old 09-19-2012, 08:18 AM   #931
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I'm sure this whole process has slowed down the morning bombing missions also.
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Old 09-19-2012, 09:15 AM   #932
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I'm sure this whole process has slowed down the morning bombing missions also.
I'm being missed on the missions , due to a lack of ammo !


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Old 09-19-2012, 01:42 PM   #933
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I guess I really didn't need to know but I kind of figured.
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Old 09-19-2012, 03:44 PM   #934
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I just heard a rumor from a very well respected and trusted source that our dear friend Carpy has been the latest victum of a near sighted doctor. His hernia surgery turn into a circoncision where the doctor took a very generous amounts off.
Carpy's wife was seen running out of the hospital sobbing in tears saying "A quarter inch more and he would be a king, but now he's got a quarter inch less and he more a queen."

On a side note......after hearing the news West-T said he thinks he's found a new hunting partner, one he can feel at easy with while he's bent over stoking the camp fire.

The rumour is the surgen slipped up and got the sack is this right??????

Anyone want to come camping i now have a new string to my old bow?????
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Old 09-19-2012, 04:01 PM   #935
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Anyone want to come camping i now have a new string to my old bow?????
I'll pass mate !
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Old 09-20-2012, 06:11 AM   #936
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I'ld love to go out back hunting!!

Only problem is the wife says I got to win the lotto first.

I'll keep tryin though.
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Old 09-20-2012, 08:09 AM   #938
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I'ld love to go out back hunting!!

Only problem is the wife says I got to win the lotto first.

I'll keep tryin though.
Is our buddy Gator , " The Great Land Baron " or what ?

Sell a few parcels of all that land !
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Old 09-20-2012, 11:43 AM   #939
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Is our buddy Gator , " The Great Land Baron " or what ?

Sell a few parcels of all that land !
I'm just a poor, in dept, small land owner. Just enough land to deer hunt and piss off the neighbors.
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I'm just a poor, in dept, small land owner. Just enough land to deer hunt and piss off the neighbors.
Borrow against that land , just for all the oil rights alone ( after you sell them on that idea ) !

Remember it's only money and not worth anything until it's spent !
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Borrow against that land , just for all the oil rights alone ( after you sell them on that idea ) !

Remember it's only money and not worth anything until it's spent !

it's worth less ever day.
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That's reason number 2 , why our buddy Gator should go ahead and get some money against all that land !

Reason number one , is that he should spread his great wealth with his buddies here !

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Old 09-21-2012, 03:28 AM   #943
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That's reason number 2 , why our buddy Gator should go ahead and get some money against all that land !

Reason number one , is that he should spread his great wealth with his buddies here !

All you have to do is get on the big bird we''ll spring for everything else Mate!!!!
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Gator , here is your chance , the only question being to this once -in - a -lifetime hunt , is just who is "WE " ?

Might be kissey face time when you arrive on that island , until the minute you are gone !

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I'm alll for it.........with a name like Crazy Dennis I like him already
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This could get too romantic for " yours trully " !
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You never heard .......Try it you might like it?
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Not me , grasshopper !
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Old 09-21-2012, 01:16 PM   #949
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Not me , grasshopper !


Don't be scared Carpy, Crazy Dave will show you the way.
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OK stubby, we'll let you hang on to that man card for anopther day or two
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It's been fun Carpy but I got to get back to work and pretent to earn my keep..............wish me luck
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I cannot and will not jeapardize my front row position between the two old maids in the church choir , by letting some love sick gay Aussie have his way with me ,like I'm some kind of toy !

Now you know and you are !

Otherwords the answer is " NO " !
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NO DON"T STOP!!!!PLEASE
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If ISU wins over TCU , well I'm buying all night long !

Come to my local wateringhole and let's just fire up , as it's " Go Cyclones " time !

If they lose , well the above was just a rumor !

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It's 4th quarter and " ISU is still ahead , 37 = TCU 23 " , Go Clones

I'm buying if ISU wins !

Still got a dollar left !

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Things look good for my belove " Iowa State Cyclones " , I still got a nickel left !


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