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Old 03-26-2007, 11:21 AM   #1
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Default Another joke for my archery family.

> >>>>>A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
> >>>>>
> >>>>>glanced up and saw a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon
> >>>>>realized
> >>>>>
> >>>>>She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she
> >>>>>took
> >>>>>
> >>>>>the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he
> >>>>>blurted
> >>>>>
> >>>>>out,"Business trip or pleasure?"
> >>>>>
> >>>>>She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
> >>>>>
> >>>>>sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of
> >>>>>
> >>>>>nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly
asked,
> >>>>>"What's your
> >>>>>
> >>>>>business role at this convention?"
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned
from
> >>>>>
> >>>>>My personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about
> >>>>>
> >>>>>sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native
> >>>>>
> >>>>>American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Actually, it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best
stamina
> >>>>>
> >>>>>is the Southern Redneck."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
> >>>>>
> >>>>>sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with
> >>>>>you. I
> >>>>>
> >>>>>don't even know your name."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein - but my friends call me
> >>>>>Bubba."
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