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Old 03-26-2007, 11:21 AM   #1
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Default Another joke for my archery family.

> >>>>>A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
> >>>>>
> >>>>>glanced up and saw a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon
> >>>>>realized
> >>>>>
> >>>>>She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she
> >>>>>took
> >>>>>
> >>>>>the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he
> >>>>>blurted
> >>>>>
> >>>>>out,"Business trip or pleasure?"
> >>>>>
> >>>>>She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
> >>>>>
> >>>>>sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of
> >>>>>
> >>>>>nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly
asked,
> >>>>>"What's your
> >>>>>
> >>>>>business role at this convention?"
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned
from
> >>>>>
> >>>>>My personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about
> >>>>>
> >>>>>sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native
> >>>>>
> >>>>>American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Actually, it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best
stamina
> >>>>>
> >>>>>is the Southern Redneck."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
> >>>>>
> >>>>>sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with
> >>>>>you. I
> >>>>>
> >>>>>don't even know your name."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein - but my friends call me
> >>>>>Bubba."
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Old 03-29-2007, 06:14 PM   #2
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Old 03-29-2007, 06:15 PM   #3
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ONE QUESTION TEST


This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a
decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.







THE SITUATION:

You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly
hopeless.

You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.









THE TEST:

Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the woman looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's Hillary Clinton!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under forever. You have two options: You can save the life of Hillary Clinton or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful women (in her mind, at least).











THE QUESTION:

Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.......

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
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Looks like its time to ask Chris for a joke section.
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Default A Native Floridians Perspective...

After we stepped out of the hurricane party coz we ran outta beer... we wouldnt even waste the film. After all it would help us in the primary's.. Plus we would need the money for more beer as who knows how long we would be outta power and ice this time round.
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