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Old 11-13-2012, 03:11 PM   #161
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Just saw the add for tonights Turtleman!!!Tonight he's called out with neil to capture the famed one eyed Trouser Snake with his bare hands!!!!!Maybe Ruddie nuddie could help him out with this one??????Turtle man Grabbing things with his bare hands!!!Hope he washes them afterwards?????:scared :
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Old 11-13-2012, 04:46 PM   #162
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Why do you think that your buddy " Crazy Dennis " stays clear of "The Turtleman " ? .................................... .......................................:lau gh:

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Old 12-15-2012, 09:23 AM   #163
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Old 12-15-2012, 03:32 PM   #164
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Westy , what are you getting your buddy Crazy Dennis for X-mas this season ?
A Vitox knife sharpnerand the box set of turtleman series 5!!!My favorite is were neil rings up and tells turtleman he's got to go and remove the Huge Turd from the kennedy center swimming pool!!!! Would this make him the TURDALMAN or what????? More importantally what the hell are you buying "ME"?????? Ehhhhhhhhhhhh -----------------------
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Old 12-15-2012, 10:54 PM   #165
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The same thing you got last year , Westy !

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Old 12-16-2012, 05:36 AM   #166
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The same thing you got last year , Westy !

Now you know and yes you are !
What 2 awesome shirts and some beer handles AWESOME Mate!!!!!!------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:23 AM   #167
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You don't keep track of who gave you what , do you ?

I gave you muliple things !

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Old 12-16-2012, 03:02 PM   #168
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You don't keep track of who gave you what , do you ?

I gave you muliple things !

Hang -on let me just check my notebook????? Yep your on the nice list this year Mate!!!!!
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Old 12-16-2012, 03:22 PM   #169
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You keep a list ?

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Old 06-16-2013, 10:31 AM   #170
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Old 06-18-2013, 04:48 AM   #171
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What did ever become of Good old Neil??????? I here he went Gay and moved to IOWA??????
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What did ever become of Good old Neil??????? I here he went Gay and moved to IOWA??????
Neil is still with our hero " The Turtleman ", no doubt the biggest and baddest hunter of all time !

He wants to move to Iowa , but we know how to take care of wild critters here , so he may be off to Westy's island and show those who talk funny , on how to rid themselves of all those cats and dogs !

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Old 06-18-2013, 04:53 PM   #173
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Neil is still with our hero " The Turtleman ", no doubt the biggest and baddest hunter of all time !

He wants to move to Iowa , but we know how to take care of wild critters here , so he may be off to Westy's island and show those who talk funny , on how to rid themselves of all those cats and dogs !

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What do you mean talk funny ?????Have you heard how you Yanks Sound?????Sound like someone talking through a stump grinder at least we can understand those Reb's up your way!!!!Southern Gentlemen are the only ones a man can understand from your side of the pond!!!!!!
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Now Westy , you can understand folks that are from the south , do you knowe that that's where the least educated folks are !

You must love those shows of " Swamp People " ! .............................
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Whats wrong with swamp people...........................
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Old 06-18-2013, 10:12 PM   #176
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Good thing is at least they don't hunt cats and dogs !................................... .................................... .

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Nope they just use them for bait..........................
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Can our buddy Gator handle doing that ?



Gator has to many teeth to fit in with them...................
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He might not have all that many now !

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Thought we had to be nice so hed pay the tab............................
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MIL is working it off there !

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If she washes dishes can I borrow her for a couple hrs................Ben a on my own 4 days the wife is due home Monday.................
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Does that mean that she won't be knock-up than ?

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Wouldn't do such a thing...................But the dishes are getting deep.............................
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Watched turtle man today why it rained.....................see why you watch it that hog farmer girl diving in after the snapping turtle was easy on the eyes.......................................
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Filled the wet white shirt out nicely...........................
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Yes but I wished she would have shaved her back first!!!!!!!!
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I found this on youtube Mannings Answer to Turtle man Garry Someone!!!!!
Now thats some live action right there!!!!!


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At least it wasn't sheep this time........................
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