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Old 04-07-2007, 07:19 AM   #1
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Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and
his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I
expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds
flat, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."

The next morning, Mark got up really early before work. When his wife woke up a
couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a
small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the
wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the
house.

She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Mark is not yet able to have visitors....
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Old 04-07-2007, 07:40 AM   #2
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Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and
his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I
expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds
flat, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."

The next morning, Mark got up really early before work. When his wife woke up a
couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a
small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the
wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the
house.

She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Mark is not yet able to have visitors....
Now that was funny.
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Old 04-07-2007, 06:24 PM   #3
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NOW THAT'S FUNNY...
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