I would have done the same thing
A city boy, kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news; the donkey died."
Kenny replied, "Well then just gie me my money back."
Farmer: "Cant do that. I went and spent it already.
Kenny: "OK then, just unload the donkey."
Farmer: "What you gonna do with him?"
Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."
Farmer: "You cant raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just wont tell anyone he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars each and made a profit of $898."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So i gave him his two dollars back.