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Old 05-08-2007, 10:10 AM   #1
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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone
inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise
and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of
the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to
be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one
in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of
His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God
is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again.
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Old 05-08-2007, 10:41 AM   #2
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Old 05-08-2007, 12:03 PM   #3
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Ha Ha Ha that there is a funny one
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Old 05-08-2007, 01:00 PM   #4
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now thats funny.......
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Old 05-08-2007, 08:09 PM   #5
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That's HILARIOUS!!!!!!
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Old 05-08-2007, 10:01 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by nylouie516 View Post
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone
inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise
and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of
the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to
be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one
in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of
His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God
is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again.

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Old 05-21-2007, 04:17 AM   #7
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Heard this one before, but its still as funny as ever!


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