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Old 05-21-2007, 01:59 PM   #1
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A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever
after in Toronto. However, the poor woman was not very proficient in
English, but did manage to communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She did not
know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a
chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the
message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say
it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the
butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken

On the 3rd day, the poor woman needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way
to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

.............I don't know about you sometimes!
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:29 PM   #2
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