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Old 10-10-2007, 07:53 AM   #1
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Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman , Montana , while awaiting their respective flights .

One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show & the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East .

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face.

The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.



Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl . .

"That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'."
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Old 10-10-2007, 07:58 AM   #2
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Not so much for the indian insult, but all for the muslim bashin!
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Old 10-10-2007, 08:12 AM   #3
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Sometimes we have to give a little to get a little.

My wife is half indian and half bull dog. If she is not on the war path, she is sitting on her butt growlling.
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Old 10-10-2007, 09:33 AM   #4
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I like the idea of "coyboys and muslims"
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Old 10-10-2007, 05:51 PM   #5
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Oh.......its a comin alright.
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Sharpen your broadheads for the cowboy and muslim days ahead.
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Old 10-11-2007, 07:53 PM   #8
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i think it would be fun to hunt muslims instead of deer.
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Old 10-11-2007, 08:06 PM   #9
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Sharpen your broadheads for the cowboy and muslim days ahead.
Sharpen your broadheads? Its the Indians that shoot bows, silly. They arent in this fight.
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Old 10-12-2007, 01:29 PM   #10
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Sharpen your broadheads? Its the Indians that shoot bows, silly. They arent in this fight.
I am sure that the Indians that are left will join in. I know that you count me in.
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Old 10-12-2007, 01:31 PM   #11
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Count me and my quiver full of arrows IN!
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Old 10-13-2007, 08:31 AM   #12
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well I have about 10 dozen arrows ready
I have 1500 rounds of ammo of all sizes = 2000 down if I catch them in the right line.
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