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Old 10-12-2007, 10:04 AM   #1
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A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced
10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please
be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times.?"

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me
how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure
how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get
back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything
checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic process but
he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of
the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Ad ministration; he thought he knew how but
he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was
never sure how to position it.< FONT face=Arial color=black size=2>

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did
was...........God I miss him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why? "You're with the "GOVERNMENT" This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."
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Old 10-12-2007, 01:33 PM   #2
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#10 Oh now I get it he, oh never mind
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Old 10-14-2007, 02:58 PM   #4
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"I have a passion for whitetail deer, not a passion for killing them. The fact that I deer hunt does not make me their enemy, but their guardian."
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