You might be a redneck if...
you were chewing RedMan Golden Blend while treestandhunting, swallowed a little, got the hiccups and hiccupped your false teeth out of you mouth. Dad's false teeth fell 22 feet that day.
Sterner Duttera Rhino 34
Muzzy Zero Effect Rest
DW 69# - DL 29" Gold Tip 3575 302 fps
"Its about family, its about tradition, Its about ethics, its about respect.
Its about preserving those fondest memories of childhood, of a celebrated season, when everything in your heart and mind was right.
Pass on these traditions to your children's children, as it belongs to them anyway, and NEVER take for granted the PRIVILEGES that Mother Nature has to offer."